I was already laughing at the photo and then I scrolled down and lost my shit
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
he was under the impression that the red carpet event would take place at an O’Charley’s
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
“will u marry me?”
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Selfies for ya suckers
Why do they get notes.
molly you have found your twin
Yeah isn’t there some thing that says 7 other people look like you…. 2 down, 5 to go. We will gather together and form a pink haired, brown eyed gang!
Oh my god
Let’s find them
You could create a band and call yourselves the red streaks if they also have red streaks like that in their hair